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Episode 2:
First Guest: Agony Aunt Daniella Forest
Alan was pleased to have a peck on the lips from the agony aunt who was on his
show to promote her new book. However, the photos in the book were not of her
brother, but in actual fact, were of her- Daniella has once been a man! Dan 'The
Man' Forest. Alan felt ill at the thought of having kissed a man, and she was
obliged to leave the studio.
Second Guest: Another Alan Partridge
In a new section of the show, Alan meets another person who shares the
star's name. This week it was petty officer Alan Partridge who worked for
Sealink. Alan was impressed by Alan's bravery in the 'face' of a facial
tick.
Third Guest: Tony Le Mesmer
Top hypnotist and magical entertainer Tony Le Mesmer graced Alan's show after
the presenter saw him perform live at the London Palladium. Tony proceeded to
hypnotize Alan into thinking he was engaging in an extra-marital affair. However
even in this hyponotic fantasy world, Alan refused to break the rules of the
road by avoiding being caught in flagrente behind the wheel of the car.
Fourth Guests: Gary Barker and Tania Beaumont,
Showbiz Couple
The couple appeared on Alan's show to deny rumours that their marriage was on
the rocks, and Mr. Barker even displayed his skills of office equipment
maintenance from his previous job by fixing Alan's photocopier live. However,
after sharing stories of their rock 'n' roll lifestyle, Mr. Barker destroyed one
of Alan's famous ties, and the couple then got engaged in argument. Alan
officiated over the termination of the marriage live on air.
Guide Copyright Gary Mc Keown
Special Feature: The Wheel Of Death
To prove his show wasn't moribund, Alan was strapped to the Wheel of Death, and
had knives thrown at him. In true professional style, Alan kept a stiff
upper-lip throughout...almost!
House Band: Glenn Ponder and Debonair
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