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Episode 3:
First Guest: Pop Star Gina Langland
The singing sensation managed to squeeze in a whistlestop visit to the studio,
where Alan [presented her with two Victorian Dogs from his big pocket. However,
it transpired that the star's collection actually consisted of Victorian DOLLS,
and Alan directed that the dogs be taken up the road and let loose. The two then
engaged in a stunning ABBA medley, where Alan displayed singing skills no one
knew he had.
Second Guest: Lawrence Knowles, Celebrity
Publicist
The 'Man They Hate To Love' described to Alan how he would handle delicate
celebrity situations. Howver, the tables were turned on Mr. Knowles'
exploitation of vulnerability, when his dermatologist Clive Sealey came on the
show to describe Lawrence's chronic bodily-hair problem.
Third Guests: The 1936 Berlin Olympics
women’s hurdles relay team.
The surviving members of the victorious lady hurdlers team from the Nazi Germany
Olympics of 1936 regaled Alan with songs they sang. Alan was banking on them
crying, but it transpired that they had already been reunited on a Sky
Television show fronted by Dave Lee Travis, 'The Hairy Cornflake.' However,
there then ensued an excellent recreation of the race, live in the studio, with
a sclaed model of the Berlin Stadium. Alan commentated in true sports-expert
style, displaying his skills from his previous occupation as a sports pundit.
Fourth Guests: Hot Pants
The rauncy dance act Alan had been promising
throughout the show, and who were to appear with him in a Sprunt soft-drink
advertisement, turned out to his horror, to be men. They then joined him in the
purpose-built jacuzzi, much to his dismay
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