 |
ARENA |
 |
|
ARENA |
|
Episode 4: LIVE SPECIAL
BROADCAST FROM FRANCE!!!
With co-host, Nina Vanier
First Guest: French Chef Philippe Lambert
The celebrity chef with the ironically untitled restaurant, brought along for
Alan, some hors d'oeuvres. Unfortunately, after the host chomped on some of
them, it was revealed that the nibbles in fact contained some bull 'glands'.
Second Guest: Alain Perdrix (another Alan
Partridge)
As Alan Partridges are a bit thin on the ground in France, Alan had on the
show the next-best thing- Alain Perdrix, the French equivilent. He presented the
Frenchman with his patent-pending tie and blazer badge combination set, and a
rather disturbing painting by a Norwich-based artist of a bulldog with frogs'
legs.
Third Guests: <<Cirque Des
Clowns>>
Alan sampled some French entertainment by having these famous clown performers
on the show. However, much to his disgust, their act descended into filth, and
he was forced to intervene. After they continued to cause a nuisance, Alan was
required to threaten them with security guard Steve, and have Nina ask them to
desist.
Fourth Guest: Yvonne Boyd, Fashion Designer
Having come by boat from the north of England, due to fear of flying, the wacky
haute coiture designer displayed some of her wares. Alan was not in the least
bit impressed, pointing out that her outfit was made with the distributor cap
off a Ford Mondeo and that her models looked as if they had been in an accident,
and has 'no dignity.' He then ran a VT of some of his own rather stylish
outfits, with a range entitled 'Sports Casual.' Alan was then forced to sack
Glenn Ponder, after it was revealed that he had been out the previous night as
the Folies Bergere with the guests, but hadn't bothered to invite Alan. Guide
Copyright Gary Mc Keown
House Band: Glenn Ponder and Savoir Faire
Send me your comments, quotes or suggestions for this site
Please include how you find out about this site:
E-mail me: gary_mc_keown@hotmail.com
This Guide © 2002 Gary Mc Keown
