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Episode 5:
First Guest: Terry Norton, Sports Promoter
Alan got himself in a spot of bother by bringing up the fact that Terry had once
been on trial for garrotting a night club owner in Leicester Square. However,
Terry was on the show to announce that he was resurrecting Miss UK, and live on
tonight's show, the Norwich heat would be judged.
Second Guest: Another Alan Partridge
Alan had booked onto the show a man sharing his name. However, in the
meantime, the other Alan had passed-away. However, being a man of his word, the
star presenter still brought Alan onto the show, albeit in a coffin. He presnted
the family with a gravestone for the hapless Alan, which unfortunately was dated
wrongly. Members of the family also volunteered to participate in the judging of
the beauty contest. Alan pulled a few strings to ensure his favourite girl won,
but was disappointed that she was already romantically spoken-for.
Third Guests:Charlotte Fraser (Labour),
Ronald Biggs (Lib Dem), Adrian Finch (Conservative) and Lt. Col. Kojak Slaphead
III of the Bald Brummies Against The Big Footed Conspiracy Party
In a current affairs section of the show, 'A Partridge Over Britain', Alan
discussed politics with the candidates for the West Chelifont constuency
bye-election, sparked by the death of the sitting MP after choking on a
sandwich. However, despite giving the Tory candidate preferential treatment, the
section descended into anarchy when the Conservative ended up fighting with the
comedy candidate- 'Full Steam Ahead!' Guide Copyright Gary
Mc Keown
House Band: Glenn Ponder and Lazarus (not multi-platinum selling international rockstars,The Eagles, after Glenn got an injunction.)
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